Monthly Archives: March 2013

My Silent Psychoanalyst

When I lie on the couch in my psychoanalyst’s office, this robot face stares me dead in the eye.  I don’t know if he’s a good guy or not.  Does he judge me?  His open mouth – is that a … Continue reading

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Do You Unbutton?

When I sit down to eat, I unbutton my pants. When I sit down to eat on a first date, I unbutton my pants. When I sit down to eat on every recurring date, I unbutton my pants. When I … Continue reading

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