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Pillow Talk
This morning at 4:13 am I realized that I’ve spent more time of my life with my pillow than any other object or person I’ve ever known. Not the pillowcase, the pillow. I think I’ve had it for over ten … Continue reading
My Silent Psychoanalyst
When I lie on the couch in my psychoanalyst’s office, this robot face stares me dead in the eye. I don’t know if he’s a good guy or not. Does he judge me? His open mouth – is that a … Continue reading
Do You Unbutton?
When I sit down to eat, I unbutton my pants. When I sit down to eat on a first date, I unbutton my pants. When I sit down to eat on every recurring date, I unbutton my pants. When I … Continue reading
My Name Is David Keystone, And I Team Effort Text
It’s so strange that we all have, in a very real way, developed a second personality through text – A second persona – A sort of texting style/mannerism that represents us, but may not actually BE us – A second … Continue reading
A Convoluted Post That Connects Harlem Shaking To Pubic Hair. Enjoy!
As much as I like the Harlem Shake videos, watching people gyrate like goofballs and act like fools reminds me of the power social media has, and it’s potential to influence our behaviours. Reminds me of the 2 girls 1 … Continue reading
Banquet Hall Washrooms Are King
If you’re ever downtown and need a good clean washroom, think, BANQUET HALL. Almost every hotel in the city has one – Banquet halls and convention centers. Don’t get me wrong, regular hotel lobby washrooms are great, and there’s a … Continue reading
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